A man with a huge grin approaches a priest. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he says. "I've spent the week with seven beautiful women."
"Do not fret, my son," said the priest.
"All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice."
"Will that cleanse my sin from me?" asked the man incredulously.
" No," replied the priest. "But it'll wipe that stupid smile off your face."
Beginning of 2012...
Song of The Day
Catch Me - Demi Lovato
